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MARKKU! -FUCK OFF
THE MADMIXERS V1.5
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am WHAT? WHEN? WHERE? WHY? q
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS bLUNATIC NOISES AND DESq
PERATE VOICES PRESENTED TO YOU BY na THE MADMIXq
ERS m bTHIS PRODUCT IS HAND-MADE IN r FINLANq
D r IN JANUARY 1992. dCODING BY q
anMAVERICK h a md AND anGREq
AT J h a mdMUSIC COMPOSED BY q
anEXCELSIOR h a md FONTS & MAIN GRAPHICS DRAq
WN BY anGREAT J h a md LOADEq
R GRAPHICS DRAWN BY anEXCELSIOR h a q
nd AND LOADER TUNE DIGITIZED FROM A SONG BY MIDNIGHT OIL q
bm GEE, IT'S NICE TO WRITE SCROLLTEXT! WELLq
, MAYBE IT IS ONLY B'COZ THIS, IN FACT, IS THE FIRST SCROLLTEXTq
EVER WRITTEN BY THE MADMIXERS! (YOU KNOW, NOWADAYS YOU JUSq
T CAN'T RELEASE ANYTHING WITHOUT BREAKING RECORDS!) I THINKq
IT'S BETTER TO WRITE EVERYTHING IMPORTANT (OR SHOULD I RATHER q
SAY ^IMPORTANT^...) HERE IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCROLLER, SO q
LET'S GET TO THE POINT RIGHT AWAY. THE MADMIXERS HAS BEEN Qq
UITE UNKNOWN GROUP SINCE IT WAS FOUNDED BY ME (GREAT J) AND MAVq
ERICK. I HOPE THIS MUSICDISK MAKES US A BIT MORE KNOWN THAN BEFq
ORE. AT FIRST, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU THE MEMBERS OF THEq
MADMIXERS: naGREAT J (CODER) Mq
AVERICK (CODER) EXCELSIOR (COMPOSER) q
TYPHOID (COMPOSER) q
mb YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THAT WE'VE GOT ONLY FOUR MEMBERSq
. THAT AIN'T TOO MUCH, SO WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIq
N THE MADMIXERS. IF YOU CAN stu CODE IN ASSEMBLER OR C stu DRAWq
LOGOS AND OTHER GRAPHICS stu COMPOSE MUSIC stu OR YOU HAVE GOOq
D CONTACTS IN FINLAND AND/OR ALL AROUND THE WORLD stu THEN YOU q
ARE EXACTLY THE ONE WE ARE LOOKING FOR. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ANq
Y ^GURU^ BUT IT HELPS... SOMETHING THAT HELPS EVEN MORE IS IF YOq
U ARE MAD... (LUCKILY THAT ISN'T A REQUIREMENT...) ANYWAYq
, IF YOU GOT INTERESTED, JUST CONTACT US TO BE A MEMBER. SEND Aq
DISK CONTAINING SOME OF YOUR WORK AND A FUNNY/MAD LETTER. WE'Lq
L REPLY TO YOU IN A WEEK OR SO. WRITE TO: aJANq
I NIKULA PERO-OJANTIE 6 86600 HAAPAVq
ESI FINLAND bm WE ARE ALSO LOOKING FOq
R NEW CONTACTS TO SWAP DEMOS, PUBLIC DOMAIN ETC. IN THIS CASEq
, WRITE TO: aTAPANI KAARELA 5 KP q
86600 HAAPAVESI FINLAND bmq
AND FINALLY THE LAST MORE OR LESS IMPORTANT THING, A VERY SHq
ORT MESSAGE TO ZUUNI OF TRAKTORI OK, EVERYBODY ELSE, CLOq
SE YOUR EYES - THIS IS PERSONAL... HERE IT COMES: q
nCOULD YOU SEND US SOME OF YOUR LATEST DEMOS AND OTHER STq
UFF YOU'VE GOT? bmPHEEWW!!! AT LAST I CAN STARTq
WRITING SOME REAAAAAL BULLSHIT!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMEq
THING REALLY IMPRESSIVE? OK, OK. YOU DON'T. BUT I'LL DO IT ANq
YWAY... IT IS CALLED, NOT SWEDISH FOREVER OR DANISH FOREVER, Fq
INNISH FOREVER! HERE IT COMES WATCH CLOSELY AND CAREFULLY! q
pia r r r r r mib WASN'T q
THAT SOMETHING? IT WASN'T? OH, I'M DEPRESSED! q
WELL, WELL, I SHOULD END WRITING THIS ANq
D LET MAVERICK'S WRITE HIS TEXT OR HE'LL SHOOT MY BRAIN OUT! q
GOOD GOSH! HE'S GOT A GUN! HE'S GONNA SHOOT MY BRAIN OUT! q
f v n jo kp l mbi HUH! HE MISSED! BUT NOW I'LL ES
CAPE FAR AWAY FROM HE AND HIS MAGNUM... SOLONG!!! stustustq
ustu q
MOI! HERE I AM, MAVERICK. f v v v v v
b CLICK! CLICK! IT'S EMPTY! LUCKILY I HAVE GOT THESE
FLAGS OF FINLAND! f r r r r r r
bCLICK! CLICK! OH NO, NOW MY FLAG-STAFF IS
ALSO EMPTY. WELL, SO WHAT? stu GREAT J SHOUTS: AARRGGHH! I'VE GOT A
FLAG BETWEEN MY EYES! I FEEL SO PATRIOTIC! IT'S AN HONOR TO DIE A FLA
G IN MY HEAD! (UNLESS I'M REALLY GONNA DIE...) stu WELL, TO YOU ALL I
CAN TELL THAT HE ISN'T REALLY GOING TO DIE, 'CAUSE I SHOT HIM ONLY W
ITH PIXELISED BULLETS AND FLAGS. q
LET'S BE SERIOUS AND TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT SITUATION HERE IN GR
EAT J'S BUNKER. READY...? WE ARE WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT AND LISTENI
NG TO KRAFTWERK. JUST NOW KRAFTWERK (OR ACTUALLY THE CD-PLAYER) PLAYS
SONG CALLED ^RADIOACTIVITY^. IT'S A VERY GOOD SONG. HHMMMM.....ERRR.
.... IN FACT I THINK YOU AREN'T REALLY INTERESTED IN WHAT WE ARE DOIN
G OR LISTENING. SO, I CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO ANOTHER. WANNA HEAR A QU
OTATION? OFCOURSE YOU DON'T, BUT HERE IT COMES ANYWAY...
bn THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO RUIN YOUR LIFE: WOMEN, GAMBLING AND T
ECHNOLOGY. FROM THE CHOICES WOMEN ARE THE MOST COMFORTABLE WAY, GAMBL
ING THE FASTEST WAY AND TECHNOLOGY THE MOST CERTAIN WAY.
mb THAT WAS SAID BY GEORGES. (I DON'T REMEMBER THE SURNAME, BUT
I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE ^POMPIDOU^ ... q
AFTER READING THAT YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT WISER AND LIFE GIVES YOU MOR
E AND MORE. BE GRATEFUL! q
NO MORE QUOTARIES FOR A WHILE.q
EXCELSIOR WANNA WRITE SOME SHIT AND I WANNA RELAX AND LISTEN SOME MUS
IC (I'D BETTER CHANGE CD TO ANOTHER. THIS AIN'T NO GOOD ONE)q
. SO, TIME TO QUIT HAS COME BUT NO HARD FEELINGS. I'LL BE BACK.
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. stustustu q
-^ MUSIC IS REFLECTIONq
OF THE IMAGES ONE HAS IN ONE'S MIND, A DRUG OF THE SPIRIT, A WAY OF
LIFE BETWEEN NECESSITY AND PLEASURE, LIKE THE AIR, THE SEA AND THE LI
GHT.^ -JEAN MICHEL JARRE. HA THERE JERKS!!! HERE IS MARVELLOUS E
XCELSIOR TYPING A FEW LINES OF q
SCRAP TO YA!!! OH NO!!! MAVERICK IS GOING TO DEPRESS ME... BUT NOW I
AM GOING TO SEND MY WARMEST THANX TO: TEIJO KINNUNEN c AND THIS
IS FROM HIS AMAZING MUSIC PROGRAM: MED3.00.... OH DICK, TH
ERE IS DISPUTE ABOUT COMMERCIALS... (HEY, THERE STARTS NEW STORY
AND THIq
S LINE IS WRITTEN BECAUSE OF GREAT J'S COMPLAINT...) AARRGGHH!!! I'M
GETTING TIRED OF WRITING THIS BULLSHIT... HEY MAYBE I TRY TO KILL MYS
ELF.... e v v v v cAARRGGHH!!! ONE OF THOSE BULLETS SCR
ATCHES MY HEAD... BLAST!!! SO, BYE NOW..... stustu q
UH, HUH! AT LAST! I ( GREAT J ) AM BACK TO WRITE YOU SOME BULLSHIT! A
AARGH! MAVERIq
CK REMOVED MY CD (MIDNIGHT OIL) FROM MY CD-PLAYER! HE PUTS IN ONE OF
HIS FAVOURITES: QUEEN - INNUENDO. HEY MAN! I WANNA LISTEN TO MIDNIGHT
OIL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! stu MAVERICK: WHAT YOU WANT IS NOT ALWAY
S THE SAME YOU GET! stu HEY, MAVE! THIS IS NOT A QUESTION OF WIN OR
LOSE. IT'S A QUESTION OF JUSTICE!!! LET'S COMPROMISE! LET'S LISTEN TO
HEARTHILL! HOW DOES THAT SOUND? stu MAVERICK: NO! stu EXCUSE ME?
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL JUSTICE? HMM... NOW HE CHANGES THE TRACK TO AN
OTHER! THAT SEEMS TO BE JUSTICE IN HIS OPINION! I GUESS I HAVE NO CHO
ICES. ALL I CAN DO IS FACE IT WITH A GRIN, LIKE SAID IN QUEEN'S ^SHOW
MUST GO ON^. (REST IN PEACE, FREDDIE MERCURY.) q
OH MY! I HAVE TO THANK ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND OTHER ASSHOLES FOR TH
EIR GREAT SUPPORT (THAT MEANS DOING NOTHING...) ANYWAY, THANX MUST G
O TO: bn TIMO VILLE T
OMI KEIJO JARKKO fJ
UHA bm OK, SORRY! LET'S DO IT A BIT SLOWER...
ap JUHA hj k l k j i a p MARKKU
hj k l k j i a mb THEN THANX TO OTHER SHITHEADS AND
ASSHOLES: an 1. REINO 2. REINO 3. REINO
4. REINO 5. REINO mb NO HARD FEELINGS, REINO?
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH FUCKINGS AND THINGS LIKE THAT... q
WOULD IT BE TIME TO FINISH WRITING THIS SCROLLER? NOPE!
LET'S GET TO ONE VERY BIG, GREAT, MARVELLOUS, SUBERB, ETC, ETC, ETC
LET'S GET TO... (DID YOU ALREADY GUESS? - IT IS PROBABLY WRON
G...) IT IS... OK! OK! NOW I'LL TELL IT TO YOU... AR
E YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR IT? stu TELL IT OR I SHOOT YOU! stu
OK! OK! I'LL TELL IT! I HAVE TO CONSENTRATE! f v
eOK! IT'S ROLEPLAYING GAMES! bm q
I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT ROLEPLAYING... JUST KIDDING!
HERE COMES A QUESTION CONSERNING ROLEPLAYING: WHAT IS THE BEST CYBE
RPUNK ROLEPLAYING GAME? stustustu THAT'S CORRECT - IT IS CYBERPUNK 2
020! WE'VE PLAYED IT ONLY FOR COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT IT TRULY IS THE
BEST. THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. TRY IT! PLAY IT! ENJOY IT! NOW IT I
S ENOUGH ABOUT ROLEPLAYING. (IF YOU DIDN'T REALISE, THAT WAS A COMMER
CIAL...) NOW COMES SAD NEWS INSTEAD OF COMMERCIALS OR FUNNY TEXTS
: EVERY GOOD THINGS HAVE TO END SOME TIME. LUCKILY THIS SCROLL
TEXT ISN'T ANY GOOD THING! HOWEVER, THIS DISK SHOULD BE RELEASED T
ODAY. TIME'S HALF PAST FIVE IN THE AFTERNOON. WE'VE GOT SIX AND A HAL
F HOURS TO WRITE THIS SCROLLER. I THINK I'LL KILL SOMEONE. JUST
FOR FUN! YEAH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME! I'LL USE MY UZI SU
BMACHINE GUN TO DROP MAVERICK... HE HE HEE... THEN I CAN LISTEN TO AN
Y MUSIC I AND ONLY I LIKE! f v v v v v v v
b OH, YEAH! MAVERICK TOOK HIS LAST BREATHS JUST A FEW SECON
DS AGO! HMM... NOW I COULD REMOVE HIS NAME FROM THIS SCROLLER...
NO! I'M NOT THAT GREEDY, AM I? SURE I AM! BUT I'VE GOT TOO MANY
WITNESSES! I'M DOOMED! WHAT CAN I DO? PHEEW! HE'S NOT DEAD - HE J
UST SAID: ^I WON'T DIE BEFORE YOU HAVE PAID THOSE 40 MARKS YOU OWE ME
!^ I GUESS THAT MAKES HIM IMMORTAL... q
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE THEN... WHAT IF I SAY ^SOLONG!^ AND END
WRITING THIS? HOW DOES THAT SOUND? YEAAAH!! SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TR
UE, HA? IT IS THE TRUTH. SORRY TO THOSE POOR FELLAS WHO REA
D THIS TEXT TO FIND THEIR NAME IN THE GREETINGS-LIST, BUT FOUND NO GR
EETINGS-LIST AT ALL... BETTER A HORRIBLE END THAN NO END AT ALL.
.. a FAREWELL
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